We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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