i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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