btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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