We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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