tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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