every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I need moral support for this bender
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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