He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
