did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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