People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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