i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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