Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she was so not down for the gang bang
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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