can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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