Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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