Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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