I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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