Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
4 words: hood of his car
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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