Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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