Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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