I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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