Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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