Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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