im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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