is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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