I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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