"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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