Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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