I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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