She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
