Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
It all started with a game of naked twister.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
