im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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