Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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