my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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