8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
well you can't waste a boner
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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