Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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