i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Let's paint friendship bongs
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
