Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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