Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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