'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
