My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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