That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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