Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more