quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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