I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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