Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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