Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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