their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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