what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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