I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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