his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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