we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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