I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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