She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
worst night to have a conscience
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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