Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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