just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's rum buckets o'clock
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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