Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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