gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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