Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She's the barista slut.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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