oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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