Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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